The tyrant Dong Zhuo now rules over China with a knife-catching fist. Lu Bu, hero among heroes, acts like a dirtbag. Cao Cao overreaches. Xuande chickens out of responsibility. Zhang Fei acts rashly. Lord Guan gets things done. Sun Jian lies his ass off. Yes, everyone is 100% on their bullshit in this set of chapters, as the crumbling Han empire changes hands once more, and a covenant is formed to save it. Spoilers: yo that covie don’t LAST.
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