Why should a simian monarch’s roaming capabilities divide us so? We all play Dota. We all Blink via Dagger, not a one of us can pronounce “salve” correctly. We have so much in common! Don’t let Monkey King divide you, friends. Come together, as one. Ward and farm and frolic. Shady lanes and sunny glades await. Unless you pick Jingu Mastery first, because then you won’t be mobile enough to reach them, NOOB REPORT
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