You know what my favorite thing about Pokemon Go is? The number of my friends who have come back to the handheld games because of it. Seriously, I’ve heard so many people say “I stopped playing at around generation 3” who are now grabbing X or Y and remembering what they liked about Pokemon. Evolve is… still a mess, a year and a half later. Ben’s been playing The Warriors, apropos of (almost) nothing. It’s another Scanline Status, and we don’t have junk food news this time. Sad face.